AmySimon

Amy Simon is a mother, actress, playwright, improviser, published writer, producer, and self-proclaimed Cultural Herstorian. She has been acting in and producing theater for most of her adult life. Her first play Cheerios In My Underwear (And Other True Tales Of Motherhood) holds the record as the longest running solo show in Los Angeles. SHE’S HISTORY! plays in theaters, schools, libraries, military bases, museums, for conferences, women’s groups, fundraisers, political and social justice organizations and retirement communities. SHE”S HISTORY! is fiscally sponsored by the Women’s Museum of California (http://www.womensmuseumca.org/). Always interested in hearing and presenting what women have to say, Amy directed, co-produced and performed in Los Angeles with GAL-O-RAMA and OVARYACTION at The Improv, The Laugh Factory and The Upfront Comedy Theatre. As the creative force and co-producer behind HEROINE ADDICTS, the four-year hit all-girl variety show, Amy worked with and was inspired by many of the most talented female writer/performers in Los Angeles (including Jane Lynch) at Hollywood’s bang Studio. She created and produced Motherhood Unplugged and Moms Who Write, a mom written and performed story and music salon and stage show (to benefit Beyond Shelter) with LA Parent Magazine and Mamapalooza (Moms In The Arts). It inaugurated and is featured on Los Angeles’s KPFK Radio’s Pacifica Performance Showcase. Working as a consultant on the 2008 launch of the Broad Stage Theater in Santa Monica, Amy performed a variety of duties, including stage-managing the thirteen member cast of American Voices: Spirit of the Revolution, Stephanie Glass Solomon’s original play based on The Federalist Papers, directed by and starring Dustin Hoffman, a truly wonderful man, whom she assisted. As the cast understudy she actually got to play Abigail Adams going in for Annette Bening in dress rehearsal. A frequent guest on local and national radio, Amy was a guest commentator for American Woman In Fact And Fiction, a three part series that aired on Pacifica Radio Archives FromTheVault.org series. She is also a regular guest on the Nicole Sandler Show Radioornot.com. Amy plays California Pioneer Maude Younger in California Women Win The Vote, the documentary/film produced by Wild West Women, Inc. (www.wildwestwomen.org). Her work in the classroom, as an educational specialist teaching improvisation and theater games inspired her to create a curriculum related interactive presentation of SHE’S HISTORY! for Middle School. As a “Herstorical” humorist, Amy writes, blogs, performs and entertains on the radio, online, and onstage furthering her mission to turn the world on to all the fabulous females no one knows anything about. She is a single mother of two glorious and "challenging" teenage daughters who can tell you all about the first woman to run for President.

Mar 042018
 

OUT OF THE SHADOWS

2018
“I appreciate a well organized act of civil disobedience,” said Frances McDormand, accepting one of her awards as Best Actress playing very uncivil, disobedient, ass-kicking, justice demanding, grief-stricken mother Mildred Hayes in the film Three Billboards. “I stand in full solidarity with my sisters in black and I also am thrilled that activists all over the world have been inspired… have taken to the streets…”

1858
Lucy Stone was the first woman to be arrested FOR civil disobedience. She wouldn’t pay her property tax. Lucy Stone owned property. If one owned property, one could vote – if one were a man. So she wrote to the tax collector: Sir: Enclosed I return my tax bill, without paying it, my reason for doing so, Women suffer taxation, and yet have no representation, which is not only unjust to one half of the adult population, but is contrary to our theory of government.”

To help her overworked, sick mom, twelve year old Lucy would get up early, “…do the washing for the family of ten or twelve persons, hang out the clothes to dry, walk a mile to school, walk back at noon and bring in the clothes and return for the afternoon session.” *(From Lucy Stone: Pioneer of Woman’s Rights, the book her daughter, Alice Stone Blackwell wrote in 1830.) Are you a Lucy Stoner? Read about her here… http://sheshistory.com/site/fabulous-female-fact-lucy-stone/

1917
Alice Paul was arrested many times for civil disobedience, and most famously in 1917 for “Obstructing Sidewalk Traffic” while peacefully, legally, picketing the White House for the right to vote. She learned about civil disobedience from the great Emmeline Pankhurst, the British Suffragette who went around London smashing windows to get attention and win the vote. Brilliant, ballsy, Ivy-league educated, hunger-striking, Nineteenth-Amendment-passing Suffragist Alice Paul wrote the Equal Rights Amendment in 1923.

2012
Malala Yousafzai was 11 years old and living in Pakistan when she started blogging for the BBC about life under the Taliban, the group of militant religious men who just don’t believe girls should be educated. In 2012, they shot Malala in the head while she sat in her school van. But she miraculously recovered, and at the age of 16, addressed the United Nations, went on to write a book, established The Malala Fund and has become a leading activist around the world for girls’ education. She is presently attending Oxford University. Her story is amazing and inspiring!


(Photo: Dan Kitwood – WPA Pool/Getty Images)

1916
Jeannette Rankin becomes the first woman elected to Congress. They had to build a Ladies Room for her… “I may be the first woman member of Congress, but I won’t be the last.”


1971
At the age of 50, Bella Abzug gets elected to Congress. There were 435 members in The House of Representatives; only eleven of them were women. SHE was one of ’em. “I spend all day figuring out how to beat the machine and knock the crap out of the political power structure.”

January 2018
Two March’s later, and a year away from the 100th anniversary of women FINALLY LEGALLY being GRANTED the right to vote (the Nineteenth Amendment was passed on June 4, 1919, and ratified on August 18, 1920), Rebecca Traister writes below…

To date, 390 women are planning to run for the House of Representatives, a figure that’s higher than at any point in American history. Twenty-two of them are non-incumbent black women – for scale, there are only 18 black women in the House right now. Meanwhile, 49 women are likely to be running for the Senate, more than 68 percent higher than the number who’d announced at the same point in…. (click on the links below for more).

https://www.thecut.com/2018/01/women-candidates-2018-elections.html

https://www.npr.org/2018/02/20/585542531/more-than-twice-as-many-women-are-running-for-congress-in-2018-compared-to-2016

The sheer tenacity and courage of these women – and SO MANY MORE unknown, unheralded, forgotten women is WHY I do SHE’S HISTORY! I have been writing and performing about women for over ten years. Every year, I have heard, “It’s the year of the women.”

But this year … is different.

Paraphrasing Fannie Lou Hamer, a sharecropper’s daughter and civil rights icon, who in 1964 said: “We are sick and tired of being sick and tired.”

We don’t know our women’s stories. It’s time to get them out of the shadows.

Learn their lives. Tell their stories … TIME’S UP!

Amy Simon
SHE’S HISTORY!
March 2018

Feb 082017
 

“If perticular care and attention is not paid to the Ladies we are determined to foment a Rebelion, and will not hold ourselves bound by any Laws in which we have no voice or Representation.”
– Abigail Adams, 1776

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OH YEAH!

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WOMEN’S HISTORY NEWS

March is Women’s History Month,
But Women (And Men) Made Some Amazing HERstory in January.

January 21st, 2017, a day that will live in hearts, minds, books, blogs, newspapers, magazines, airwaves, tweets, posts, pictures – HERstory – forever!

A grandmother in Hawaii – Theresa Shook – had an idea. “What if women marched on Washington around Inauguration Day en masse?” she posted on Facebook. And LAUNCHED a movement.

Women’s March on Washington Trumps Inauguration

Theresa invited 40 of her friends to march on Washington for women’s rights. Then, she went to bed AND WOKE UP TO 10,000 RESPONSES!

LA TIMES Who Started the March

So much has happened in our country and to our collective psyche since Saturday, January 21st, when I cuddled under the covers, home sick, drinking tea and inhaling eucalyptus infused steam. Unable to march, but able to watch – in absolute awe – and take in, be inspired by, blown away by – not just moved – but catapulted to DO…. to TAKE ACTION! What a day. Completely inspired by what I was witnessing and from all the calls, texts, emails and messages from all of YOU – my world of fabulous – males and females, I began writing this email, hoping to somehow capture the energy, community, heart, empowerment, and passion that POURED out of my television and straight into my heart.

My tears flowed ALL DAY. I watched the Washington March.

There was Gloria…

Gloria Steinem Speech

…and families…

Families March Together

…and America Ferrara, Planned Parenthood’s Cecile Richards, Senators Kamala Harris, Kirsten Gillibrand, Tammy Duckworth, and Congresswoman Maxine Waters. Celebrities, Activists, Artists; Janelle Monae, Michael Moore, Alicia Keyes, Scarlett Johansson, Angela Davis, Melissa Harris Perry, Van Jones. Amy Schumer introduced Madonna who spoke, sang danced and cursed. There were so many more – unknown peeps and peeps with “names” like Cher – who couldn’t make it to the stage because of crowd gridlock. I SOBBED watching Ashley Judd. She knocked it out of the park performing a poem and seared my soul with her passion and its beauty. Titled “I Am A Nasty Woman”, it was written by nineteen year old Nina Donovan.

Ashley Judd Performs “I Am A Nasty Woman”

There were record breaking totally peaceful protest marches everywhere!

In Los Angeles, where I live and planned to march, around 750,000 people showed up! SO many friends marched along with Jane Fonda, Barbara Streisand, Lily Tomlin, Mayor Eric Garcetti, Natalie Portman, Jamie Lee Curtis, Laverne Cox, Kerry Washington, Juliette Lewis, Mandy Moore, Jessica Biel, Vanessa Hudgens, Marcia Gay Harden, Helen Hunt, just to name a few. Around the country speakers included Elizabeth Warren, Whoopi, Iconic Congressman John Lewis, Helen Mirren, Yoko!

Since 2007, I have been researching, reading, studying, producing and performing SHE’S HISTORY!, my play about women who make and made history. Overcome with emotion, I was struck by our herstory.

March 31st, 1776, Abigail Adams writes to her husband John asking him to “Remember the Ladies.”

“…and, by the way, in the new code of laws which I suppose it will be necessary for you to make, I desire you would remember the ladies and be more generous and favorable to them than your ancestors. Do not put such unlimited power into the hands of the husbands. Remember, all men would be tyrants if they could. If particular care and attention is not paid to the ladies, we are determined to foment a rebellion, and will not hold ourselves bound by any laws in which we have no voice or representation.”

Dear John does NOT pay attention to, or remember the Ladies.

In 1848, rich, privileged thirty-two year old Elizabeth Cady Stanton, mother of three “hellions”, is suffering from “mental hunger and domestic drudgery.” She inspires her mentor Lucretia Mott (the Gloria Steinem of her day) and others to organize “our very own” (and the VERY first) Women’s Convention. “A Convention to discuss the social, civil and religious condition and rights of women.” It was held in a church in Seneca Falls, New York (where Elizabeth lived and demanded it be held so she did not have to shlep her three hellions).
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Elizabeth Cady Stanton with two of her three “hellions.”

A Declaration of Sentiments was hammered out (modeled after the Declaration of Independence) including a resolution that “all men AND WOMEN” are created equal. A radical notion that caused quite the stir!

It wasn’t until 1920 that American women WON the right to vote.

But back in 1848, Elizabeth Cady Stanton had the nerve – the audacity – to demand that a woman’s right to vote be included in the Declaration. She stood up, but was shot down, mocked, told her notion was “ridiculous”. Her response:

“…what is ridiculous, is to have drunkards, idiots, horse-racing rum-selling rowdies, ignorant foreigners and silly boys fully recognized with the right to vote, while we ourselves are thrust out from all the rights that belong to citizens, is too grossly insulting to be quietly submitted to. The right is ours. Have it we must. Use it we will.”

She was derided and booed and then… Frederick Douglass stood up for and with her! Together they got enough attendees to sign, and the Declaration of Sentiments was published.

And all hell broke loose.

The New York Herald called The Declaration of Sentiments “the most shocking and unnatural incident ever recorded in the history of womanity.”

Speaking of “womanity”, whatever the heck that is…

1883, Emma Lazarus, of Jewish immigrant ancestry, raised privileged and educated is inspired by The Statue of Liberty, who Emma calls “Mother of Exiles.” She famously writes; “Give me your tired, your hungry, your poor, yearning to breathe free. The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door!”

March 3rd, 1913, Alice Paul, brilliant, ballsy, Ivy League educated, soft-spoken, militant, suffragist, pisses off President Wilson, when she steals his parade.

The day before his Inauguration, the President-Elect arrives in Washington D.C., at Union Station. The same Union Station that on January 21st, 2017, was OVERCOME with record breaking riders going to the Women’s March. The President-Elect was expecting a welcoming crowd, or two. “Where are the people?” he asks. Well, thanks to Alice Paul’s brilliant orchestration, the crowds were, he was told,

“On the Avenue watching Alice Paul’s suffragist parade.”

Alice Paul organized 8,000 women to march down Pennsylvania Avenue for the right to vote.  She very smartly, very strategically, planned the parade, raised the money, got the word out, promoted it, publicized it, gave interviews about it…

“Mr. Wilson opposes suffrage and we oppose him. We women of America tell you that America is not a democracy. Twenty million women are denied the right to vote. This is the most conspicuous and important demonstration that has ever been attempted by suffragists in this country. Because this parade has been taken to indicate the importance of the suffrage movement by the press of the country and thousands of spectators from all over the United States gathered in Washington for the inauguration. Unless women are prepared to fight politically, they must be content to be ignored politically.”

Half a million people watched the parade! It was the largest parade ever in Washington. Imagine what she could do with Facebook!parade 1913 LOC
But, unlike the January 21st, 2017 March, the 1913 women really suffered for the cause. They were mobbed, yelled at, spit on – had lit cigars thrown at them. They were totally harassed. Mostly by men who were in D.C. for President Wilson’s Inauguration. But the police – they just looked the other way.

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Inez Milholland, Brooklyn born, privileged, ivy-league educated labor lawyer and trailblazer, was the utterly Fabulous Female who led the parade (and many others).

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In 1916, she died of pernicious anemia, while giving a speech on women’s rights in Los Angeles.

January 10, 1917, Alice Paul and her pals peacefully picket in front of President Wilson’s White House for the right to vote.

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For eighteen months, they stood, not saying a word. These beautiful, heroic “Silent Sentinels”, as they were called were ultimately arrested, charged with obstructing sidewalk traffic. They were manhandled, brutalized and literally, physically THROWN into jail. So Alice Paul goes on a hunger strike. They strap her down, tie her up, shove tubes up her nose and down her throat and force-feed her raw eggs every day twice a day for a month.

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Then our Government hires a shrink to say she’s insane.  Because that’s what we did with our women back then when they got out of hand.  We just threw ’em in the psych ward.  But the doctor said…

“This woman is not insane. Courage in women is often mistaken for insanity.”

In 1977 – New York Courageous Congresswoman and general ball-buster Bella Abzug plans and organizes the first – and only – federally funded Women’s Conference in Houston, Texas, “to promote equality between men and women.”

On September 29th, 1977,  a torch was lighted in Seneca Falls and carried by a relay of runners to Houston – 2600 miles away.

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Photo By Diana Mara Henry

Maya Angelou wrote a new Declaration Of Sentiments that was signed along the way.

One hundred and fifty thousand people participated in the planning of the conference with every state being represented. Twenty thousand people attended the November 1977 conference, including our glorious Gloria Steinem, Susan B. Anthony Jr., (the grand niece of Susan B. Anthony), Maya Angelou, Coretta Scott King, Betty Friedan, Barbara Jordan, Billie Jean King, and Elizabeth Holtzman, the youngest woman to have been elected to the House of Representatives. And three First Ladies; Betty Ford, Rosalynn Carter and Lady Bird Johnson.

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Barbara Jordan, Bella Abzug, Rosalynn Carter, Betty Ford & Lady Bird Johnson
Photo by Diana Mara Henry

Meanwhile, across the street, right-wing anti-feminist Phyllis Shlafly led 15,000 protestors. Bella Abzug said: “We were not intimidated by the right wing opponents who held their own pro-God, pro-family protest across the street, who sent their men – and I quote ‘to protect our women from all the militant lesbians. It is not safe for a decent woman to be there’.”

After 1920 when women WON the right to vote with the passage of the 19th Amendment (also known as the Susan B. Anthony Amendment), Alice Paul famously said; “It is incredible to me that any woman should consider the fight for full equality won. It has only just begun.”

Three years later, in 1923, Alice Paul, went to Seneca Falls to celebrate the 75th anniversary of the Seneca Falls Convention. It was there that she introduced The Equal Rights Amendment (also known as The Lucretia Mott Amendment).

“Men and women shall have equal rights throughout the United States and every place subject to its jurisdiction.”  

And here we…still are.

January 21st, 2017, all around the world, women and men united in solidarity.“We are with you Washington,” came the posts from solo marchers, to city marchers from what seems like every corner of the globe.  Karen Ragan-George, one of my passionate activist friends and theatre sisters who traveled from Los Angeles to march in Washington, posted on Facebook; “I have never been more proud to be an American woman.”

ME TOO!!!!

1913 Suffrage Parade

So how do we harness it? What’s next?

Try this…

Indivisible Guide

And do this…

Call your Senator or Member of Congress by calling 202-225-3121. (If you are put on hold, hang in there. I was on hold for less than a minute!) For my Senator, I was asked which city I live in and then transferred to the office of my Senator, Kamala Harris. For my Member of Congress I was asked for my zip code and transferred to the office of my Congressman Adam Schiff. I could email him or her like this: Schiff.house.gov – and you can do the same for yours. IT’S REALLY EASY!

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UPCOMING PERFORMANCES

Saturday Matinee, March 18th, 2017 at

The Lounge Theatre, Hollywood

Info and tickets coming soon….

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SHE’S HISTORY NEWS

Sunday, January 29th, I had the pleasure of celebrating Thomas Paine’s Birthday. Yes, THAT Thomas Paine…in a meeting of his “Headstrong Club…”

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“We have it in our power to begin the world over again.”
Thomas Paine

I played Abigail Adams to actress Ellen Snortland’s Mercy Otis Warren in a reading of a scene I wrote for SHE IS HISTORY! I then shared the stage as Bella Abzug with Ian Ruskin as Thomas Paine, Dale Reynolds as Thomas Jefferson, Ellen Snortland as Mary Wollstonecraft and Dianne Williams Phyllis Wheatley. We each made a short presentation about our characters and then, as is the tradition, we took questions from the very informed, engaged and passionate audience, in character. It was QUITE the evening!

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Amy Simon, Ellen Snortland, Dianne Williams

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Amy Simon, Dale Reynolds, Ian Ruskin

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I am still working very hard on getting the full cast version of SHE IS HISTORY! produced and published. I will keep you posted….

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Aug 142016
 

SATURDAY, AUGUST 27th at 8:00 PM
Theatre West, Los Angeles

shes_history_logo2the NEW ALL FEMALE MULTI- CAST play,
ABOUT women who MAKE and MADE history.
Written BY a woman…

  • Why do high schools, universities and theaters have so few all-female plays to choose from?
  • Why do we know more about Kim Kardashian than Abigail Adams?
  • Why did a ten year old girl think it was a good idea to do her women’s history report on Cher? And why did her teacher let her?

We do not know our Women’s History.
We are not taught our Women’s History.
PLEASE, help us change that.
SHE IS HISTORY KICKSTARTER

Nina Roosevelt Gibson (Eleanor Roosevelt’s granddaughter) had THIS to say about SHE IS HISTORY!
“Your project really hit home with me…
I’m happy to support it.  I was so moved by the fact that the women who have tried to ‘crack the ceiling’ seem to have been forgotten particularly by younger women and girls.
Reaching them in the schools is so very important.” 

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Eleanor Roosevelt

“Remember The Ladies” … Abigail Adams

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Abigail Adams

It costs between $30,000 and $70,000 to produce a fully realized play in a small (45 seat) or medium (under 99 seat) theater in Los Angeles.

I am raising JUST $5,000 through Kickstarter to produce and film a STAGED READING, to shop to producers and theaters, so THEY can put it on a stage.

Click below to see the trailer and pledge:

SHE IS HISTORY KICKSTARTER

These talented generous actresses will be on the stage
DONATING their time and talent.
Laraine Newman
Melanie Chartoff
Cathy Ladman
Mo Gaffney
Jane Brucker
and more…

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